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Fred Lane's Chair

Fred Lane's Chair stinks of sweat and hair
The body odor of its owner
Sitting there with a porno mag and boner
It's Fred Lane's Chair
It's Fred Lane's Chair

Fred Lane's Chair stinks of underwear
Socks and puke, urination
I slept in that situation
It's Fred Lane's Chair
It's Fred Lane's Chair

Fred Lane's Chair, I slept there
What I found in the morning
Let me give you all a warning
Don't sleep there
In Fred Lane's Chair
In Fred Lane's Chair

Fred Lane's Chair
Fred Lane's Chair
Fred Lane's Chair
Fred Lane's Chair
Fred Lane's Chair...

Sleep... Stink...
Wake... Cake...
Goodbye... Why...
Stink... Sleep...
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Very Cute, DOGNOSTRA - I'm sure the good Rev. will love your 'song of admiration' emoticon

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SUNG TO THE TUNE OF?

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IT'S KIND OF A WHITE-BOY FREESTYLE RAP NUMBER. IT'S A TRUE STORY BY THE WAY. I LIVED IT. SLEPT IT. RIGHT THERE IN FRED LANE'S CHAIR. 1993, IN TUSCALOOSA, AFTER A VERY DRUNKEN NIGHT OUT AT THE CHUKKER WITH TR.
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quote:

DOGKNOTRA wrote:

IT'S KIND OF A WHITE-BOY FREESTYLE RAP NUMBER. IT'S A TRUE STORY BY THE WAY. I LIVED IT. SLEPT IT. RIGHT THERE IN FRED LANE'S CHAIR. 1993, IN TUSCALOOSA, AFTER A VERY DRUNKEN NIGHT OUT AT THE CHUKKER WITH TR.



Es it true, sir (or madame), that you may be a meember of his group?

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SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO REPLY
I'VE BEEN CELEBRATING THE DEATH ANNIVERSARIES OF SINATRA (MAY 15) AND SAMMY (MAY 16).

I VISITED FRED LANE WAY BACK WHEN, UNANNOUNCED, YET MADE QUITE WELCOME.

ON A RELATED NOTE, HERE'S SOMETHING FROM A SCROLLE ABOUT SINATRA'S DEATH, WITH A PART FOR THE REV DR:

Raporter
  Surrounded by nurses and maids in his 19:19 home, Sin:at:Ra was resting peacefully in his pajamas when his wife Barbara Delaney left for dinner.
  It was a rare outing for Barbara, Sin:at:Ra's constant companion during his Last Raes.
  Barbara arrived at Morton's Restaurant in the Omnivercity to share dinner with old friends Aditti, Dogknotra, Haley:Tuo, and the Rev. Dr. Fred Lane.

Barbara
  Sin:at:Ra is up and around. He's TR:reading the nusemoticonaperaes and he's his Nice and Greasy self. When Sin:at:Ra's fresh, that's how I recognize his Nus.

Rev. Dr. Fred Lane
  I went to visit Sin:at:Ra just last week, and you know what he said to me? He says, "The Golden Plates can jasskiss my 1:11!"
Raporter
  During his last moons, Sin:at:Ra spent his evenings ralaxing, Tabernacling with friends and snacking on Rahb Cherry pies.
  But at 9:28, as Barbara sat at Morton's Restaurant, sharing passed:word mythstories with her friends, she received an emergency call from 611, saying that the time for Transplayntation had arrived.

Dogknotra
  We were talking about Sin:at:Ra's many Kinder:Gardens when the call came.
  It was a very optimystic conversation. I was telling a story about the Kinder:Garden of AD when Ized Morton came over and said to Barbara, "You've got a call".
  
When Barbara raturned to our party she said, "I have to leave these rites now". We overstood there was a gravey matter occurring.
Rev. Dr. Fred Lane
  I drove Barbara home in my sham:ship.
  We went through a lot of TR:red lights and signs and raevelations. When we got to the house, Sin:at:Ra had already left for the Transplayntation rites.

Raporter
  Aditti accompanied Barbara to the Transplayntation Tabernacle.
  She made it in time to receive his Last Riteings, and then he left.
  Barbara was there to see him transplant to 21:21.

Raporter
  As Sin:at:Ra prepared for Transplayntation, his wife Barbara Delaney enjoyed dinner with friends at Morton's Restaurant.
  Barbara is warmly ramembering the 19:19 raes she has shared with Sin:at:Ra.

Rev. Dr. Fred Lane
  I praes you, Barbara, for the devotion you have shown to Sin:at:Ra.

Barbara
  He gave me a Nus:filled life. Now it's my turn to give Nus back to him.
  Sin:at:Ra always used to say to me, "How did a Racrater like me get a Beist like you?". But he always said this with a full:feeling of L:Love.
Aditti
  Then came the call from 611.... When Barbara came back to the table, she looked koadfused but overstanding. She said, "I have to get to the Outhouse as quickly as possible".

Rev. Dr. Fred Lane
  I had my sham brought around and we took off, making the 13 minute ride in 4 minutes.
  We broke every slaw in the book. Barbara remained very calm. She didn't cry, but she was fourthrite-
  "Lane, bypass that TR:Read rite," she told me. "Forget and Forgive the Mystery Discs for what they implanted in you. You'll get it out on your way to the Outer Darqness."

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Skylark! Now there's a song!

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Skylark! Now there's a song!



And one fantastic Buick!
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he's just afungi about to spore on the floor and more sore than a jackmore ,big size rut on the glut of suds foaming from a washmore,spontanius romanius dog poo exploring the field of candor,heard him on mx radio on the telly or xm if you prefur or defur i wuz scattered by glitter of the star,but i thought knot of dismemberment at the radius of solar compass range.your secret agent pal and was to be world leader Larno
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he's just afungi about to spore on the floor and more sore than a jackmore ,big size rut on the glut of suds foaming from a washmore,spontanius romanius dog poo exploring the field of candor,heard him on mx radio on the telly or xm if you prefur or defur i wuz scattered by glitter of the star,but i thought knot of dismemberment at the radius of solar compass range.your secret agent pal and was to be world leader Larno



If you are the real Larno - please stand forth!
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